Tag: humor
member name: Jana M.
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September 22, 2008 06:58 PM EDT --
Haven't you always heard that the shortest distance between Point A and Point B is a straight line? From ancient seafarers to westward pioneers, this was commonsense knowledge. Modern-day . . .
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September 18, 2008 07:17 PM EDT --
Nothing brings on a bad case of baby talk like a new puppy - it's practically instamatic and completely overwhelming. A mere moment in the presence of an adorably fuzzy canine tyke with bright . . .
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March 10, 2009 02:16 PM EDT --
Using the L-word too early in a new relationship is generally a big mistake. However, in this case I'm willing to risk it. I love...my new pillow! As pillows go, it's just . . .
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December 04, 2009 07:18 PM EST --
Having descended from a long and noble line of literary nerds, it shouldn’t be surprising that I’m fascinated with books. I love the stories they impart, the images they . . .
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August 25, 2008 07:19 PM EDT --
After two weeks of couch-potato Olympic coverage, I can definitely say I'm not moving swifter, higher or stronger. But I am in awe of the athletes who can! It's amazing what the . . .
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December 23, 2008 07:21 PM EST --
Snow days, the stuff of wintry legend. I grew up in southeastern Idaho where snow days didn't exist, mostly because no adult believed in them just like they didn't believe in Excalibur . . .
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December 10, 2008 03:48 PM EST --
One of those rare planetary and paycheck alignments happened so my husband and I went out to lunch. We scored our favorite booth at our favorite Chinese restaurant and our favorite entrée just . . .
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May 28, 2009 07:10 PM EDT --
A birthday is like a personal mugger that's hiding right around the corner just for you. It waits patiently, approaches carefully and attacks gleefully! Quick as a wink you're older. . . .
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August 06, 2009 07:01 PM EDT --
Since my last posting, I’ve decided it's time to go on a diet. Again. I pulled out all the diet books that have accumulated on my shelves over the years. Some were best-sellers . . .
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September 15, 2008 01:28 PM EDT --
I recently read an interview given by Stephenie Meyer, author of the very successful Twilight series, and she said the whole story started with a dream of a sparkly vampire arguing with a dark-haired . . .
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October 03, 2008 05:22 PM EDT --
PB and J on white, grilled cheese on sourdough, and tuna salad on wheat are the sandwiches of my life, go-to comfort foods. That is a somewhat limited list, isn't it, considering the wondrous . . .
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December 16, 2008 05:42 PM EST --
What's your favorite part of the holiday season? Fudge? Greeting cards? Scotch tape? Personally, I'm a sucker for Christmas lights. Whether the light strings . . .
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May 08, 2009 02:15 PM EDT --
I'm notoriously cheap. Pinching pennies and stretching dollars are my modus operandi. Once in a while I go a little crazy, though. Every now and then I come across a BOGO sale. . . .
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October 09, 2009 03:46 PM EDT --
“What’s for dinner?” If only I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that. Between the picky-eater kids and the suspicious-eater husband, I’d be rich! . . .
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October 20, 2008 07:34 PM EDT --
Hi, my name is Jana and I'm a Halloweenie. I love Halloween and wait for it with more anticipation than any other holiday because I don't have to buy anyone a gift or send anyone a card. . . .
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November 26, 2008 12:58 PM EST --
Considering that it's Thanksgiving, I've decided now's the time to count my blessings. Financially, it's tight all over so should I count my spare change instead? . . .
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July 27, 2009 02:57 PM EDT --
Oven-hot weather is forecast for the whole next week. Really, I’m not kidding. You know what this means? Cankles and duckles.
Cankles and duckles, . . .
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July 14, 2009 06:07 PM EDT --
Only here could I admit to being a plural wife. No, not in that sense. Today, I stepped on the scale and I weight exactly twice what I did on my wedding day. There's two of me! . . .
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